Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
Watching elf, eating a tub of ice cream, and coming to terms with the fact that I haven't had sex in 5 months. Happy fucking holidays.
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
I think I was the only one who knew you were acting like you weren't drunk in public issues discussion this morning. Make sure you thank me in your Academy Award Speech someday.
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
skipped tacos for a blowjob. No tacos. No blowjob. More importantly...no tacos. Wtf?
On a scale of 1 to shit show you were "i just pissed myself"
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