Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
Professor used "ROFL" while grading my paper... Do I even go to a real college?
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
She said, and I quote "how do you run with something that big between your legs".
I'll throw in a blow job for your kind ways. Or another booty call. I'm poor and not very imaginative. This is all I have to offer- the unicorn like wonders of my vagina.
We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
Also. When I die, I'm gonna have them put me in the casket naked and then have an open casket funeral. That will be my last chance to make people uncomfortable.
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
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