One of the cleaning ladies on my floor just screamed from the bathroom
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
The only thing I'm asking santa for is my period.
And vodka?
And vodka.
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Some girl at my gym just tried to casually drop the fact she can kegel 3 lbs...
I think your husband is breaking up with me...
HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well, I could just slap my dick to my phone and see what it says
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
Did you know that chef boy-ar-dee was a real person? I watched a show about him. the history of the ravioli is more scandalous than you would think.
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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