i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
He said in a slur "I go so hard, even when I..." and cut himself off by projectile vomiting all over the ice luge.
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
I am having telepathic thoughts with my cat. He loves me and wants me to blow his nose
The cop looked me right in the eye and apologized for cock blocking me.
It's three am. I'm drunk in a stairwell in Vegas. My flight leaves at six. Help.
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
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