D3 body, D1 cock
textsfromlastnight.com keeps rejecting me
that alone proves you never get laid, nor have a life.. or have anything funny to contribute to the world.
please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
i've learned that i'm good at stealing things. like live cats.
I have a strict rule of what enters my vajay. It's either sparkly, or human. Anything else and I draw the line. Standards.
PAAAANTS ARE FOR AAAASSHOLES
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
What kind of paramedic is he, some dude is dying back there and he's trying to get laid
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
Apparently his ex was into edging and did it to him so much that it takes forever for him to cum
I hate you and your multiple orgasm sexcapades
Randomize
