it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
I never said you were fat, just too fat for ME
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
got so drunk i was kicked out of my own birthday party and tried taking a bottle of vodka with me
Got high and weighed everything in the house. My head is 16.2 pounds. Is that ok?
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
Dunno why I keep hitting snooze. It's never gonna give me the kind of sleep I need to be sober.
HURRY. I NEED DRUNK. MORE DRUNK.
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
I just woke up to my family in the living room watching our security camera tape of me last night talking to a stop sign in our backyard... How the fuck did I get that in the yard?
We're playing drunken roulette. We're taking exlax followed by shots. First person to shit themselves loses!
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
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