my vagina has a 5:00 shadow
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
I told my ex i loved him and then he sent me a picture of this girl laying on his bed.
i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
I deserve like a purple heart or something. I just made it all the way drunk through my 2 story house without making a sound. While carrying a trombone.
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
He made a group chat with him, his wife, & I. Is this really life!??
The sex would be better if it wasn’t interrupted because his home detention ankle monitor needed charging. At least I know he’s not cheating on me
Do you even hear yourself?
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