Partly cloudy chance of praying to the porcelin gods
I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
Ever got a vibrator stuck in ur hair? Is worse that getting ur hairbrush stuck.
...well that sucks.
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ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
Based on how hungover I feel today, it makes more sense that the bouncer didn't let me in to that bar.
No, I don't not want an upside down piggyback ride. You're drunk and there are rocks.
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
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Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
When was the last time you wore pants?
Time is relative.
And pants are optional.
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
Bourbon is too strong for my cat, he does not want to drink it
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
When the nurses wouldn't let him smoke in the hospital he decided to just roll around on the floor.
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