i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
I'm eating all of the evidence.
Penelope Cruz needs to learn American words.
does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
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We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
He was hiding behind my bedroom door. at noon. Wearing a t shirt. And a condom. Not attractive.
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After she cried and passed out at four in the morning, I had a very lovely, very drunken conversation with her mother while decorating a cake into the shape of a penis.
I drove your lawn mower home. Hope you don't need it tonight. I'll bring it over tomorrow.
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
This was the first time I've ever pushed myself until I vomited. Sorry, random couple laying on a dock at 8:30am. I would have picked a better spot so you didn't have to watch/listen to me vomit, but you guys were being MAD quiet. I had no idea you were there.
My TA is here with a sombrero and an entire bottle of Svedka. Skip jury duty.
My brain is a dvd screensaver and I'm allowed to have a good thought when it hits the corner
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