And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
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You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
I was really excited when he said that condoms didn't fit him, then he added "they fall right off"...
I don't know where I am and I feel like a hippo shat in my mouth. This sofa is comfy though.
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there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
found a thong and $20 in my right pocket. it's going to be a good day
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
He wants me to fart in his mouth and is offering me SOOOO much coke. I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place. GIVE ME ADVICE.
I think I am just gonna marry that lesbian. She is more of a respectful gentleman than any of the guys I've slept with.
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