it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
if your phone is working sorry i called you at 2am. if it is not then i never called your phone at 2am
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
Do you need a place to sleep? Cause I fucked in the guestroom a few weeks ago and never washed the sheets. But if you don't care neither do I.
Please talk me out of ordering the stripper pole for a dollar. Please.
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
My greatest achievement in life thus far is being the go to friend when you have questions about butt plugs.
you asked the cab driver if he wanted to meet your parents, last night.
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
I hope no one at work can tell or smell that I have tequila in my hair and I haven't showered for days
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