how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
kevin brought a 6ft brunette runway model with him tonight. Now, im not sure what the fuck the color of the " i get it, its over, Im ugly" flag is.... but i'll wave it.
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes
On the bright side, nobody died. Please bring me back my left shoe. I have work in an hour.
Its official. I've reentered slutty territory. I was a condom away from having sex in a childs playhouse at a park. Oh and I lost my car keys.
You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
We should start a Help That Bitch Out Fund and split the donations evenly between you two.
You know, we cock-blocked like 5 people last night. It's like we're her vagina goalies
And you said I'm not athletic, I rubbed one out with my sports band on, it's the same as walking 1/4 mile.
I felt like I was selling my soul to satan but then I realized I already pawned it for drug money
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
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