Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
I shampoo & condition my pubes, sometimes i wish my face was closer so i could rub against it cause it feels like plush
can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
No no no no no no.... That's my emergency bottle for when I realize I've hit rock bottom
I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
Please let me buy the coffee, all my assets are in starbucks gift cards
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
Ugh. My life is a never ending cycle of bad decisions and taquitos.
Randomize
