I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
Apparently Sundays are the worst days for your friends to get their head split open and need stitches...there's only 1 doctor on duty
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
apparently I stole your wolf lighter. probably bc you made me howl while you puked over your deck railing.
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
If a treadmill opens up I'll run next to him and then fall off so he has to give me mouth to mouth
I was masterbating to some porn on my phone and my mom decides to text me "are you okay?" I mean i was doing great until you cock blocked me mom..
If I could steal your goatee and hide it under my bed to keep your from wearing it, I would.
He's at Disney with 4 kids and I'm drinking wine from the bottle in bed at 2:45pm. Does it sound like we're compatible??
I havent moved from the couch and I'm licking peanut butter from a spoon, I'm a beautiful person.
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
He was so drunk last night. He woke up out of a dead sleep at 330am, walked over to the dresser, opened his middle drawer and proceeded to pee. When I woke up and asked him Wtf he was doing, he told me it was fake pee and blamed it on the cat...we don't have a cat
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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