Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
P.S. I can't hear my feet
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
For Halloween this year I'm gonna go as Angelina from Jersey Shore. I'm gonna yell "umm HELLO?!," cockblock someone, then leave the party early
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
Freshman just walked up and thanked me for letting him hide under my bed when the cops showed up to the house last weekend
my mom was in labor with me for 32 hours, it's only fair to start drinking now.
I keep having to have that awkward "I don't want to have sex with you" convo. I thought wearing sweatpants was suppose to prevent this situation..
He fell asleep on top of me after sex. For 3 hours. Poor guy worked too hard.
Got an egg Mcmuffin combo, and put the hash brown in the sandwich. That level of hungover
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
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