i would punch a child for taco bell
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
just found out my horoscope sign is scales. it's like i was destined to be a drug dealer
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
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I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
somehow, even strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA can't understand why he'd choose her over me
maybe it's because you talk to strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA
It is way too early in the summer for me to be coming into work still drunk.
He goes "hi, free today?" WHEN AM I EVER FREE ON A SATURDAY, I GOT HUNGOVER TO BE AND DRUNK TO GET.
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I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
I'm gonna invite every single tinder date I've had to my birthday. Let them fight, battle Royale style. The winner gets to fuck me. \n\nBest. Birthday. Ever
I just baptized you in budweriser and you were cool with it
Replacing my paralegal is easy. Replacing my favorite office fuck toy is a totally different story. Damn him for wanting to better himself instead of being my manwhore
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