return my video game
i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
I wont touch it. I promise i wont touch it. JUST GET UNDER THE DAMN TABLE PLEASE.
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
you know you made some mistakes when your last two boyfriends are both obsessed with women's curling...
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
In case you're wondering where my head is at right now, it's wishing that I was getting laid and not having a debate about cheese.
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
How was I supposed to know the accent was fake before i slept with him
What part of “the stripper has a gun, we need to leave” is confusing you? She’s drunk, she’s fucking crazy and NOW SHE’S PACKING HEAT!
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