my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
How on earth did you break your wrist?
I went into someone's yard so I could pee and I found a tireswing
Im breaking out the trunk vodka tonight, its been aged to perfection.
I see you met someone special
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
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