Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
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He just did a 33 second keg stand with a fractured leg, busted chin and chipped teeth from running into a parked car after winning a race.
Nothing like an old fashioned, wine fueled, anxiety-cry in the shower to start off finals week.
It's 6 a.m. ... what the hell.
He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
Today's weekday brunch started at 2pm, and consisted of $7 of sandwich and $50 of cocktails. Also, I hustled the bartender for about $3 playing nickel poker, but he may have been letting me win. Either way, he didn't get into my pants.
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You can't just leave with hair like that
fuck whipped cream. I'd eat vegetables off those abs
I'm drinking vodka out of a water bottle at work. Am I really the best person to come to for life advice?
Just wore the promise ring dad gave me freshman year of high school as a fake wedding band while I bought a pregnancy test. I think it's safe to say that's not what he had in mind with that gift 14 years ago.
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
hurry there's a jack Daniels slip n slide and clothes are coming off faster than I can even comprehend oh thank god for autocorrect
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