What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
he said 'i want to be the peanut butter to your jelly, just without the crust' and then tried to take me shirt off
You should have seen her outfit yesterday. It was like pretty woman before Richard Gere gave her money to buy a new outfit.
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I mean this holiday was built on cheap beer, shitty whisky, and processed meat... and I fully plan to honor that
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
She called me in the morning crying, but I was busy cleaning up bird guts, very hungover. It was a very surreal morning.
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
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I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
Ok, was I really fucked up or was there a chick from Norway in the ice cream shop teaching us Norwegian last night?
True life. I have to get a nose job due to a deviated septum from blowing coke. Thank you college.
In two separate occurrences, I could have avoided getting my heart broken, and chlamydia, all with a left swipe.
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
You made the lady who made your cheeseburger sign the box so that when she got famous you would have her autograph.
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