As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
The taxi driver was cool until you left. He then started blasting enya and telling me I look like I need another line.
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
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I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
I joked that if anyone could fuck a 35 year old woman while wearing head bands and arm sweat bands it's you and look what happens.
I hope your pay increase has gone through because I might need bail. This is not what I dreamed adulthood would be like.
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
Look on the bright side, one day you will get to tell your grandkids how grandpappy got roofied on his 21st and woke up in a for sale house missing his shoes
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i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
You were a cyclone of alcohol and bad decisions - like a gay Tazmanian devil
She started snoring post sex, so I drunkenly walked 8 miles at 4am to go fishing. Please come pick me up
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
A guy I hooked up with YEARS ago just endorsed me on LinkedIn for "customer service".
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
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