I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
do you know how hard it is to pee with a pumpkin in the toilet ?
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
I won't apologize to a one balled man
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
His flight is delayed. Mother Nature is delaying me from sex.
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
A to Z: fucking your way through the alphabet
It'll be a kids book
2016 was supposed to be my year of being a ho, but I guess 2017 might be too.
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
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