we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
I called the bar to ask if they found my Id and credit card and they remembered me as 'the girl who signed her receipt in blood'
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
Note to self: You can't deep fry cheese-its.
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
I said I usually like going out for coffee before torturing someone's genitals. He said he understood.
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
I have more sex toys than shoes - HOW AM I SINGLE?!?!?
A dude I dated in high school just put a status about National Coming Out day. I checked his relationship status. He is dating a dude. Hello, Friday.
He asked me if I remembered touching his police badge. awk.
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
He wants to buy me a wedding ring and pretend to be married to someone else when we fuck. It actually makes me wet thinking about it.
Give me like 5, I have to feed a moose and find my pants.
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