SEEEEXXX PLEASE
Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
i offered her breakfast shots. she politely declined.
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
OMG. Hung over at my grandparents house. Threw up on 3 T-stops, countless snowbanks, and the grandparents driveway. Was proposed to last night. Bruised from head to toe from falling down 3 flights of stairs. Debating my intelligence because it seems that "happy new years" is too hard for me to spell. How were your new years festivities?
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
Shirley Temple died. We owe it to her to get dirty shirley wasted.
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
I have more important things to worry about than you drowning your cheerios in tequila.
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
I just thought that if your brother was ever going to invite me over again, he probably shouldn't catch me fucking you in his bathroom.
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