the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
He is an equal opportunity slut.
I've spent too much of my life staring at my bberry and counting to 5 to see if it blinks
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
Why do I have peacock feathers super glued to my body?
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
He changed the password on his Netflix account. The break up is official.
remember when we said that thing when we met about how we were each glad we weren’t furries
ok listen,
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