After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
morning after pill = breakfast in bed
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
Everyone in the office is in total denial. I asked my boss what he did this weekend and he said "nothing much." But I know we were both thinking about the orgy.
Yeah, this dress is irreparably whorey. I've resigned myself to being a family scandal.
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
PUB CRAWL IS THE WEEK I COME BACK FROM NOLA OMG OMG OMG. Has it been a year already since I tried to make out with you and you let a bar tender take a shot out of your cleavage? Time flies.
Just realized my relationship wasn't even Facebook official and I'd already cheated on him. 'Shitty girlfriend' is an understatement.
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
Oh my fucking god that cat looks just like you after you accidentally took Ketamine
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
If you ever "miss" working, I'm going to fist you with my hulk hands. BOTH of them.
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