I gave her the chance to be interesting and she failed. So then I gave her a chance to be slutty and she failed at that too.
Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
people are starting to question the shark bite story
Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
The worst part was when I went to go spit it out and rinse my mouth, his grandpa was in the bathroom, so I had to fucking wait. It was awful. I finally ran to the kitchen and prayed his parents didn't come out of their room.
I might attempt to pee into a cup while driving. I'll let you know how it goes.
Successful first night. Lost my phone. Front desk found it. Earthquake in wine country. Didn't feel it.
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
Randomize
