No, you can still breathe under the balls.
mmm whisky
reminds me of losing my job
Hungover Fun Fact #4: Eating a grilled stuffed burrito WILL make you blow chunks in the ice maker at work.
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
Use "feeling words"
Yay
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
think before you get married my friend it's my birthday and just got done jacking off
Where's the chopping off someone's balls emoji
Best neighbors ever! They found the guy ive been wanting as a booty call and got me invited to the party the guy was at and gave me alcohol so i could be tipsy when met him. im never moving.
It's nice doing the walk of shame at 530 am, the birds are chirping, campus is empty, and it's dark so noone can see who the Fuck you are
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