It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
i just went through and liked all 1,239 of her pictures instead of writing my english paper. don't tell her, i want her to be surprised
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
Fun fact: I don't want to be an actual functioning adult because why
I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?
I'm going to avoid eye contact because my old high school English teacher is not who I feel like seeing after I just had a dick in my mouth
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
In other news, I just sent her a video of me masturbating while driving in the rain, so I guess you could say I've mastered Snapchat
When we started the night I was in zebra wedges & she was in my black boots... I woke up wearing pink flip flops & the mirror on my rental is fuxked up. Wtf happened last night?
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