No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
Why the fuck is BBQ sauce coming out of my shower head?
Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
My vagina has become a graveyard for my brother's friendships...
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
Sorry for eating those cheese fries out of your hands last night
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
Went to the lab to print and realized the guy next to me was the one we stole all the beer from last night..... Oops
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
I just matched with a taco on tinder. Dreams come true.
I can appreciate that you picked up the hot drummer, but don’t have sex in front of my house lmao
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
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