i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
yea pretty sure we followed the trail of your spaghetti-o vomit to find the car
Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
long story short: there's a file in the master file cabinet labeled "lube".
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
I don't remember you taking the condom off last night. Did you just walk home in it ?
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
Yup. Can I borrow your penis decanter for my Xmas party on Saturday
The bag I'm bringing home for the weekend: a change of clothes, workout shoes, and sex toys, that's it.
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
i chased my gummy vitamins with cold bacon, never say I don't take care of myself
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
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