You made me cry and you don't even care
Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
Oh my god my life; so much cake and so little sex
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
I took 20 bucks from you because when I woke up I saw more of you than I ever wanted to see bro.
Totally acceptable.
I need to beat up a magician now. BRB.
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
He wants to play improv games now whenever he gets drunk. Sometimes I just do not have the energy for that kind of a thing
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