HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
I went to a bar in my pajamas last night. I'll be there again tonight in a wolf costume.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
She paid me 300 bucks to spank her and call her Baby Jane. Then we drank half a bottle of sippin whiskey. I'd call it a twelve out of ten.
I didn't have time to wash my hair yesterday. Ended up spraying some Febreeze on it.
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
Ah you cut my boxers off with scissors, we're way past introductions
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
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