Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
You can't be mad at me for wanting to drink though, it is the reason we're engaged
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
I think the waitress doesn't beleive I have friends coming. I've had 4 drinks and a large salad just waiting for you guys.
btw he is cheating on one twin with the other. the main woman in his life has a mullet. I defiantly have either the coolest or weirdest uncle ever
peeing on that welcome mat was like, the highlight of my week
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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