remember facepaint boy? turns out it stains. aaaand i have it all over my face and neck.
I hate seeing commercials about babies when i'm high
Yeah, I don't like babies at all
Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
I woke up 25 minutes ago and have been high for 20. Impressive?
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best line ever after sex today..."wow, that was a porn-star sized load"
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
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Who knew that the guy I fucked on your front lawn during welcome week freshman year would turn out to be my husband
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
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