Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
Tell me you remember me getting a tampon from the girl throwing up in the next stall
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
the last call horn was blaring when I tried peeling you off the bathroom floor than you uttered "Ill take the toothless one.'
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
"Just cut me in half. Then take half of me home. And leave the other half here. Cuz I can't see."
I puked so hard this morning that I peed my pants. I'm a gem.
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
Is there a reason drunk me put drunk you's phone in the freezer?
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
Look, I need your help, not your judgment.
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