So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
but his dog just died...ill send him an edible arrangement or a 6 pack or something
he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
just upper decked a verizon store cause they don't cover against "getting phone crushed by a keg." had to pay 175 for a new one
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He told me to pick a safe word. I said 'cactus' and he said I wasn't taking this seriously and that I wasn't cut out for s&m.
He's drunk and putting on a tie for the jimmy john's delivery guy
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
dude. this chick is staring at me like i gave her brother herpes.
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your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
I got a thank you card in the mail from the virgin i slept with on the camping trip. Weird or the new classy?
i ended up making out with my new neighbor in a stranger's car that we found unlocked on a driveway somewhere. apparently drunk self never say "no" to adventure.
I'm trying. I feel like we're trying to have sex with fruitcake. dry and boring.
"You're the only girl I haven't made out with yet" = worst pick up line ever
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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