Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
I had one margarita and got the worst headache of my life... its like my liver has senior week ptsd
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
You left a motherfucking bruise. ON MY TIT. How? How do you even. No.
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
My dog misses eating marshmallows out of your butt when you're passed out. That bordered on sex abuse, now that I think about it. My bad.
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
listen I need taco bell and an orgasm within the next hour. I'll leave the order in which you provide those things up to you
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
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