so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
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I got kicked out of a mexican restaurant last night for being too drunk. This is getting dangerously close to rock bottom
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
all of the sudden, the other guy at the bar who was celebrating his birthday got a super inspired look on his face and then screamed at me ''our parents fucked on the same day!''
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.
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We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
I'm not dropping acid and watching game of thrones with you. That just sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
I RAN OVER A NUN! I RAN OVER A FUCKING NUN! GOD WILL NEVER FORGIVE ME FOR MY SINS NOW!!!
YOU'RE NOT THE ONE BEING EVISCERATED BY YOUR OWN UTERUS SO GET SOME DAMN SLEEP YOU FOOL!
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