Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox
I think I have a pornographic memory.
Don't you mean photographic?
No.
We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
you said "this ones for the homies" and proceeded to pour the shot into your other cup instead of the ground b/c "good liquor is not meant to wasted no matter the circumstances"
He tried to tell me that he could handle his liquor better than "all the bitches in this town." AS HE THREW UP. ALL. OVER.
It takes a special kind of man to fart REALLY loudly right before entering a woman and still get some. This has been a state of bootytown address.
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
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