North Korea, Best Korea!
just so you know... i was wasted last night, but the evening is coming back to me in flashes... i made you eat gravy last night, didn't i?
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
I learned 3 things lastnight....1. Turkeys are related to the t-rex. 2. Whales have leg bones cause they used to walk. 3. I will sing drunk in the waffle house, but not during karaoke in the bar
when you wake up in a apartment hallway wearing someone else's shoes, you can pretty much assume last night was a success.
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
i found out she really is a mensa member
so she was the smartest passed out on the floor hair encrusted in vomit girl at the party
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
I had a dream last night that I met Diplo. Now I'm just sad
I'm batshit crazy. I don't know how you guys keep forgetting that
I gave three different guys a boner at the same time last night, and none of them are in the same city as I am. That's achievement.
it wasnt that bad
you tried to climb into my fireplace while screaming TO DIAGON ALLEY! we didnt even watch harry potter. it was bad
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
hey can you come unlock the basement door? I'm trapped in here.
no I can't, you're a safety hazard. but, there's a beer keg down there somewhere. we don't have cups, but help yourself.
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