Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
Too tired to do the dishes so I made mac and cheese in a teapot. There's still some left if you want some...
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
Just bought lingerie with the intention of wearing it as a shirt. It's going to be that kind of weekend.
We decided to leave the bar after we shattered a glassand then drive to steal a baby pool for our water festivities tomorrow
Well pretty sure I lost 3 of my best friends in one week. Remember when I said I wasn't sure if I was gonna be a better person or a more despicable one in 2012. Despicable wins.
There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
Remember the couple Steve and I heard and rated their sex based on the bed squeaks cuz we couldn't sleep through the noise? We got them back. They turned up the radio to drown us out.
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
The viagra-rita was a sexual success and a furniture failure. He said it was the best cowgirl sex he’s ever had even with the broken couch
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