She STILL went home with me even when I said yes when she asked if I had an infectious disease. Turns out she asked if I had an infectious spirit...well she has my infectious spirit now
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.
Condom broke. Took her to CVS for plan B and parked in expectant mothers spot. I laughed.. she cried
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is there a legit reason for the weird voicemail I got at 2:14am?all I could make out was 'help me' 'two hours' and 'toilet butt'. wtf did u drink.
You always know it is going to end badly when a guy asks if he met you at a "coed naked lawn bowling party"
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
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Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
The next time you fuck up, your grandma sees your dick pics
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
I just had a guy ask me if his "jewelry downstairs" would set off the metal detector.
So I remember having an orgasm, but I didn't wake up next to anyone. Your dog is afraid of me. Is this a sick joke?
So. Much. Porn.
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