well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
my boss said she was surprised to see me this morning. i told her there's a time in a girls life she has to give up day drinking in order to make money for next weekend's alcohol. she looked so proud, i think i might get a raise.
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
She answered the door wearing a blanket and holding a golf club. I was too late for this party.
this is not real life
it never is. after midnight never counts.
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
I just walked through the door and she ran up to me, hugged me, unzipped my pants and immediately started sucking my dick. Good day.
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
And you seriously thought you could just walk in naked with a bow tied around your penis?
It seemed like a good idea at the time...
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