I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
i just sent this text using only my big toe
I woke up in a house cuddled up with a beagle on a futon. have no idea who anyone is but they all call me stretch. yeaaahhh boiiiiii
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
He just took a bite of each taco bell burrito and hid them throughout my apartment. this was 2 weeks ago and have found 30 burritos so far
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
I feel as though I look like a mom with a substance abuse problem
He started yelling terms of endearment at a cheese sandwich. Then he tried to hump it.
so in addition to the two guys I slept with last night, and the third that I turned down this morning, a fourth has appeared. best Valentine's Day ever.
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
Not to make this awkward, but if we ever have sex (perhaps drunkenly), all i'm gonna be able to think about is how sexy our kids would be.
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