singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
she kept yelling 'call me bella'
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
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A true measure of a good friend is how long she responds to her friends drunken illogical texts. Youre a champ.
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
It was like watching porn, except it was in real life, and it was starring two of your best friends.
I get a nose bleed and my uncle is automatically giving me the "your doing lines off dashboards again aren't you" look
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My moral compass cannot be waived by two measly bloody Mary's
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. It doesn't matter what it's about. Last text was about a homeless dude
Just bought a dildo. Happy first time single in four years Valentine's Day to me
You were so fucked you introduced me to a pile of Laundry
I wondered why I slept in the front room
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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