Dual....:-)
This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
I just opened a bunch of old flavored condoms just to see what they tasted like.
today i learned why jack sparrow loved rum so fucking much
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Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
I'm with some lesbians. Somehow I offended them and the Justin Beiber one told me I was fat.
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
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He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
I told my mom that I might be hungover today so she needs to make me an omelet.. it happened and I'm happy
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
It was some weird herd predator-evasion instinct. All 15 of us took off running in different directions, and the two cops just stood there, perplexed. They had no idea who to chase.
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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