yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
My body is being held together with whiskey, nicotine, duct tape and a little bit of hope...
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
Is it too forward to say "stop being a good friend and start being a good fuck buddy"
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
I'm pretty sure male strippers are the last things I need in my life right now.
it was her dad's 50th birthday kegger. Within the first 5 minutes I got punched in the ear from an off-duty cop and smoked a joint the size of my vibrator.
oh yeah, and she got boxed-out by said cop. Then her dad turned around and high-fived him for it
I just made some sangria and taking a roadie on my stroller walk around the hood! Parenting at its finest
She'd probably like you more if you'd stop fucking her husband.
Just hit on a girl with the line, "You look like Natalie Portman if she did drugs". Strike 1
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