At the Phils game. My gay buddy just wanted up to a bunch of Mets fans and said "I'm gay, and even I think Mets fans are a bunch of fags." I love this fuckin town.
so i decided not to tell her that her fiance is cheating since i already bought the bridesmaid dess
Last night my friend tried to make out with me in an olive garden. Ahahah
Nothing says 'I love you' like never ending salad and breadsticks
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
I'm trapped in whichever ring of hell is populated by inbred yokels and type 2 diabetes.
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
nothing like smoking out of your roommate's bong with your mom to celebrate the rising of christ
he is risen halelujah
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
She said she hasn't cheated on me in 7 and a half days and she'd like praise for that.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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