just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
I spilled a beer on myself, so I went back to my place to change. The city marshall was at my door with a warrant. That beer cost me 760 bucks.
really keith? you showed me your dick and your not gonna text me back
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
Did I show you my penis last night?
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
This was just another one of those days you wished you had a penis-size indicator instead of wasting your time isn't it?
Oh Julie took your pants off last night, I put your pajama bottoms on, and Rachel took your bra off. It takes a village.
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
The teenager outdrank all of us. All. Of. Us. I woke up and she was getting everyone water and fruit snacks. I give up.
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
How the fuck did he think me asking about the possibility of a threesome was a rhetorical question?
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
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