That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
You peed in my camelbak and said it was a reverse catheter. Not cool.
we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
This has been the most pleasant arrest experience I've ever had.
He broke up with me over the phone while I was getting my bush waxed into a "D" for his surprise birthday present. Talk about bad timing...
I'm running on jager fumes right now. It's like I put diesel in a prius and said fuck it.
He was wearing an Affliction shirt, a Monster hat, and he asked me for anal within 5 minutes of meeting me. Like 3 strikes and you're out, bro.
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
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