I'm going to save the lime from my McDonald's salad to use in my Corona later tonight.
does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
The only word I understood in that whole setence was semen.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
I think this breakup is Gods way of telling me I deserve a bigger dick
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
Also I'd apologize for texting you flipping my shit about the science of hair growth while I was shrooming last night but we know each other better than that
i refuse to take responsibility for eating Chuck E Cheese pizza and having any other repercussions than the shits.
Randomize
