Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
I'm drinking early times at a fridays on wednesday night. This entire bar is going to see my dick by last call.
Im doing kagels to the beat of Christmas music... "Jingle Bells" is hard. Try it.
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
Listen, this was just a tiny lapse of judgement.
I'm pretty sure that's not a synonym for pregnancy.
Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
i just declared my major based on how close the department building was to our apartment. laziness has been brought to a new level
Nothing will ever prepare you for the moment when you are sitting on your friends bathroom floor with no pants on eating string cheese & pita at 2am.
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
the universe is starting to freak me out.. ive now had sex with 3 people who were born on the same day..
I can't wait to see you & have espresso-fueled sex
Are you still passed out in my back seat, or do I need to come find you?
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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